5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) - The Oatmeal

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) By The Oatmeal

  • Genre: Humor
Our rating: 5/5 stars

4.5 Score: 4.5 (From 236 Ratings)

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) read description and reviews

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In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.

Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.

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Posted Reviews

  • Great content, poor delivery

    3
    By Hambonethug
    Can you please make this read like your Bears Should Wear Underpants book? Having two pages on the screen as the only viewing option greatly detracts from the experience.
  • Title seems bad I'm not buying it dolphins are nice but your not

    1
    By Best game you know that right?
    DONT PUNCH DOLPHINS THEY ARE CUTE LITTLE CREATURES
  • That a mean thing to do😡

    1
    By JAYDEE JORDAN
    Why would you want to punch a dolphin in the face its not like they purposely attack you!
  • i hate this book

    1
    By Xxchayannxx
    who do u think u are to be writing a book about 5 reasons to punch a dolphins in the mouth cause i can name 300 reasons to punch u in the face so shut. Up your stupid face and get a freakin life
  • Good stuff

    5
    By Vimzy
    Take my monies!
  • Epicest. Comic. Book. EVER!!!

    5
    By Zeke605
    OMG SUPER BIG-TIME HOLLA!
  • The mind of matthew

    5
    By Gazoo69
    This is one awesome book, tho I do recommend checking the website first to see if the comedic stylings are in your neighborhood. Loved the high fives and the oatmeal definitely deserves a jumping high ten for this.
  • Great version!

    4
    By MiscLiisa
    This is a great digital representation of this humor title! I love having this handy when people mention The Oatmeal.
  • Awesome

    5
    By scottrod
    Just when you think it couldn't get funnier - it just keeps you reeling. I plan to gift this to everyone I know.
  • Funny but hard to use

    3
    By Tornadus
    Normal navigation menus in iBooks is non-existent and makes it difficult to traverse. Also, the images are glitchy in that they randomly disappear and suddenly show up as you're trying to flip the page.

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